I crave Mexican burritos. So when a friend told me of a restaurant claiming to have good ones, I checked it out. I looked at the menu and talked to the cook, who promised he could prepare the world's ultimate burrito.

I ordered one - enchilada style, bathed in green chili sauce.

Unfortunately, this burrito did not travel well. Later that night, I became violently ill, and the burrito saw daylight again.